Friday, March 19, 2010
Death To All Muffins
Who wanted to see the world,
Sitting all alone doing nothing,
It decided to give it a whirl.
It hopped on over to Japan,
Thinking it could find some company,
Kimono's and ninja's and paper fans,
Eating raw fish was kinda scary.
Egg mcmuffin sailed off across the sea,
Off to London to see the queen,
Prefering scones with jam and hot tea,
Those crazy Brits were pretty mean.
Waddled across to Spain egg mcmuffin,
Didnt know what it had to face,
Maybe egg mcmuffins can get some loving,
Instead bulls were running all over the place.
Wandered off to India later,
To do some yoga by a river,
Saw some elephants but no alligators,
Curry didnt go too well with it either.
Maybe China had something to do,
Lots of people to talk to,
The Great Wall had a pretty good view,
It could see animals made into stew.
Egg mcmuffin travelled far and wide,
Feeling all alone and ignored,
Finally egg mcmuffin died,
Someone ate it while hungry and bored.
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